Just yesterday, Dan and I were walking our dog Bella, as we always do, past the elementary school a block over and towards the 7-11 where delicious morning beverages await us. Children are often playing in the schoolyard at that time, and the sounds of joy that come from them are nice to hear.
As we walked past, we noticed a tiny skater-lookin dude with a huge blonde 'fro and baggy pants on, leaning against a desk that had been discarded on the side of the street. Sidenote: This practice of throwing large unwanted pieces of disgusting furniture out onto the street never ceases to amaze me. When I first moved to Los Angeles, I thought it was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. People just put their unwanted mattresses, couches, clothing, books, desk chairs, and even toilets out on the curb, as if some magical Bulky Items Removal Fairy is going to whisk it away for them. What really happens is, dog after dog after dog pees on these unwanted items, rendering them completely useless to families in need that could have actually used them. Then it rains, and the pee runs down the streets, and then weeks later, someone who didn't discard said items, gets so sick of looking at them that they call the bulky items disposal number at the local dump and schedules a pick up. It's that easy people. Take responsibility for your garbage! Call 1-800-SA-TRUCK (1-800-728-7825) to discuss a free pick up of your clothing, furniture or household items or to find out the nearest drop off location bin, or CLICK this link for more info.
Anyway, this guy was most definitely pleasuring himself on top of this desk in a super creepy on-mushrooms kinda way...
As we walked past, we noticed a tiny skater-lookin dude with a huge blonde 'fro and baggy pants on, leaning against a desk that had been discarded on the side of the street. Sidenote: This practice of throwing large unwanted pieces of disgusting furniture out onto the street never ceases to amaze me. When I first moved to Los Angeles, I thought it was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. People just put their unwanted mattresses, couches, clothing, books, desk chairs, and even toilets out on the curb, as if some magical Bulky Items Removal Fairy is going to whisk it away for them. What really happens is, dog after dog after dog pees on these unwanted items, rendering them completely useless to families in need that could have actually used them. Then it rains, and the pee runs down the streets, and then weeks later, someone who didn't discard said items, gets so sick of looking at them that they call the bulky items disposal number at the local dump and schedules a pick up. It's that easy people. Take responsibility for your garbage! Call 1-800-SA-TRUCK (1-800-728-7825) to discuss a free pick up of your clothing, furniture or household items or to find out the nearest drop off location bin, or CLICK this link for more info.
Anyway, this guy was most definitely pleasuring himself on top of this desk in a super creepy on-mushrooms kinda way...